Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Family Funnies: The Hygienist

Last night on the way home from the Y, my family was discussing our latest trip to the dentist.

My Husband “I got a clean bill of health.”

Me “Me and Monster have cavities.”

Monster “She made me bleed.”

Big Guy “She’s the hottest.”

My Husband “Monster, you need to lay off the Candy.”

Me “His is way in the back and hard to get to.”

Monster “She stabbed me 18 times, I was still bleeding hours later.”

Big Guy “I can’t wait until my next appointment. She’s hot.”

My Husband “You guys need to brush better and more often.”

Me “She was a little rough.”

Monster “She cut my lip.”

Big Guy “She can clean my teeth any time. She’s hot”

My Husband “I didn’t have any problems with her.”

Me “She used my chin for leverage and now my TMJ is acting up.”

Monster “She tried to pull my teeth out with the floss.”

Big Guy “She’s soooo hot.”

About this time, I look over at my husband to say “Are you getting all this?” And he has the biggest grin on his face trying to keep from laughing out loud. I loose it, and we are both laughing as he says “She’s HOT.”

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Malcolm In the Middle Rerun

Last night I needed to have a talk with Big Guy. He has been into some things I don’t think a 14 year old needs to be into. So when I picked him up from his Wednesday night youth group, we had a long talk.

He made fun in the beginning about it being a 3-hour talk like on Malcolm in the Middle. I laughed and said I didn’t think I had THAT MUCH to say.

We did sit in the car in the garage in the semidarkness and talk for over an hour.


I hope he heard what I had to say.